Monday, April 13, 2009

Weird fuckers on the bus

So I'm on the bus minding my own and this slow Mexican dude is sitting right across from me. I'm like...alright?
His leg wide open and dude is rubbing on his balls LOOKING AT ME
I'M 6'1 This nigga 4'9 but he looking at me!?
So I'm confused and disgusted and I decide not to make eye contact. But dude is staring at me
I could feeeeel it.
So I'm about to get off the bus right?
This bitch signals for me to open my legs, gives me a thumbs up and pats his lap.
Now if I were a violent bitch I wouldve shanked his ass and walked off
Who would've been wrong?
Me, the victim of visual rape, Or pervert man
Think about that shit
OH AND HATING ASS BITCHES ON THE BUS
this fat toad looking ass bitch gave me the stink eye
I was like, whatever and looked away
then she started talking to her friends about how I be staring at her
Now bitch you got it fucked up
I wasnt looking at you I was looking PAST you it ain't my fault your fat ass just happens to always be in the way.
OH and this old lady!
She always looking me up and down when I get on the bus
FUCK YOU AND YOUR MUSTACHE BITCH o.o
Goddamn It's like I ain't that pretty chill the fuck out you too old to be a hater.